Thankyou so much for checking out my tarot readings!
For this reading, there will be no holds barred. I always speak 100% honesty when I connect to spirit, but with this reading there is a chance of foul language, and brutal honesty so please bare that in mind when ordering!
The idea of this reading is to make it a lot less formal and more fun, although I'm still reading the cards properly, the wording is to be read as a laugh, but on a serious note. Think, Karens Diner, whilst your still going out for a meal, you go for the experience of the "bad" service, for fun (although my service won't be bad haha) For example the intro line might be "right b*tch lets read these f*ckin cards" without the asterisks.
I will intuitively pull between 6 - 10 cards here, again, less formal and more "whatever comes out", perfect as a gift, or if you want a brutally honest reading for yourself.
If you have any questions about this reading, please don't hesitate to contact me.
EXTRA IMPORTANT INFO-
Please let me know HOW you would like your reading to be done, you can contact me on here or on Instagram (@crystals_w_josie) to let me know, the options for how you would like your reading are as follows:
PDF Format - I will send you an email within 3 working days with a PDF containing your reading, this way you can download it to any of your devices, keep it and look back over it as many times as needed, its yours forever! The PDF will include pictures of the cards and the reading of each card beside the image *Popular Option*
Facetime - I will need you to contact me to book in for a time slot and a day that works for us both. I will write you in my planner and I will contact you on facetime via Google Duo on the day, 5 minutes before we shall start (you will need to install Google Duo if you don't already have it) If you book in via facetime with me and you do not answer the call, you will have to contact me to book in at a later date. No contact within 10 days of your purchase will result in a loss of your order and reading.
In Person - If you live locally to me (within 10 miles) I am more than happy to arrange for you to come to me, or I come over to you to do your reading. Please contact me for more information on this. (PLEASE NOTE - this offer is not available for readings less than 8 cards)
Don't worry when it comes to checkout, when you recieve just the image for this listing upon payment, as mentioned above, you will recieve your listing however you choose to book in with me.
Thankyou so much, I hope you have a wonderful day!